March 8, 2006

Birthdays: Hard To Remember Unless You’re Trying Your Best To Forget Someone -OR- Cheerleaders and Violins


Put The Gown Back In The Closet

Just a quick little quickie quick here - wanted to say a couple things.

You still suck.

I hope today was good to you.

That being said, another Happy Birthday is in order - this one unfortunately belated - to another, nicer person. So, you know - Happy Birthday! You know who you are. Shannon. Coast along with me on that amazing technicolor slide into 30, will you? Ha. You’re old.
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Filed under: The Business of Life — by dank @ 11:12 pm

March 7, 2006

Thank You Sweet Holy Lord For This Chain Restaraunt Burrito You Have Blessed My Life With


Cue the Fucking Harps

Today when I was at Qdoba for lunch, I saw a woman say grace and make the sign of the cross before unwrapping the foil from her burrito.

When she looks back, the places in her life where she only sees one set of footprints in the sand will be the times that God helped her eat fast food.

Filed under: The Business of Life — by dank @ 5:05 pm

March 6, 2006

A Monday FYI


Don’t… Look… Up.

Filed under: Weirdness — by dank @ 12:43 pm

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