He Also Realized He Forgot His Proof of Fucking Insurance When His Number Was Finally Called
February 27, 2006
February 24, 2006
Gorilla Suits - Fun Until You’re Netted And Shot
It’s potluck day today in the office. I can barely contain my excitement. You know how those things work? People put in genuine effort to make nice food to share with coworkers… they may even spend a fair amount of money buying materials to prepare it! You have those people, the meticulous food-preparers, then you have the other category. This other category is what I would fall under. I’m The Douche That Brings Soda. For what it’s worth, I did bring 3 varieties of soda, AND chips, AND dip. It was all purchased roughly 10 minutes after I woke up this morning on a hurried trip to work. The soda was purchased warm, so it’s in the freezer right now. Don’t let me forget about it.
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February 22, 2006
Buh-GAWK
It’s Wednesday, and that means something very special! No, the special-ness does not come from that Smarmy Radio DJ/Guy In Office/Fellow Hobo Waiting In Line With You For Soup saying “Heyyyyyyy… it’s HUMPday!” through a Not Visible to You Because He’s On the Radio/Coffee Stained/Mangled and Largely Toothless grin… it means that it’s Wild ‘n’ Woolly Web Wednesday! Yay! Alliteration!
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