Thanks to my wonderful colleague Shaylynne, I was able to wile away a few minutes of my day today speaking with my long-time friend, God. What would someone say if they were presented with the opportunity to speak directly to God? More importantly, what would He say back? Any of you fuckers get curious, you can find out HERE. Be warned, though - His Omnipotence likes to use creative punctuation and has been known to rock the ganj from time to time. Below is what happened when I chatted with God.
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