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Modernized Norman Rockwell. This IS America.
I’m still unsure if it’s just that I’m lazy, or if there’s some deeper psychology at work here. At any rate, literally tens of people have noticed my (apparently?) conspicuous absence of late, and have either commented on the page, threatened me bodily harm, or reminded me of the one crazy hot girl that thinks I’m “really funny” because of this blog. So here I am. Again on my own. Going down the only road I’ve ever known. I guess the best place to start is with the simple answer to the age-old question of “What the fuck?” Where have I been all month? Well, it’s a funny story, really… ok, maybe it’s not funny so much as it is “mediocre,” but whatever. Here goes: I lost my job. (read more…)
