Demonstrating what can be done with a ferret and a tube of ChapStick®
In a very blah mood tonight, the author has wisely decided to postpone the act of posting anything with any meaningful content, and will instead throw some (more) fluff content at you. He does assure you, however, that he does have a couple of things on the burner. As a show of good faith, he has provided us with some rudimentary proof that he is rewriting dialogue for one (or more?) of the shittiest newspaper comic strips ever; hopefully to some degree of comedic effect. As always, comments appreciated.
Lastly, let’s not fool ourselves about this one:
Demonstrating what can be done with a pair of scissors and a tube of ChapStick®
The photographer knew what the fuck he was doing when he took this picture from this particular angle. And the author salutes him. He also salutes Phil Mickelson for having the foresight to gently clasp his genitals and really sell this shot.
Proving once again that talking about yourself in the third person ain’t just for douchebags at the bar anymore…
-Dank
