eiboh9 (4:53:26 PM):
I sent you a funny picture of some monkeys ot your work email
Exhibit M
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February 28, 2005
February 23, 2005
eiboh9 (9:17:34 AM): Did you get that story I sent you??
eiboh9 (9:17:36 AM): About the severed penis?
DankPelt (9:17:42 AM): …
Triple Entendre
Yikes. What a line of conversation to be having at 9:17am. Truth be told, I did get the article, and loved it. Well, as much as you can love a news report about a guy getting his cock sliced off and flushed down a toilet. With today apparently being Spay Day USA, the subject matter seems somewhat topical and relevant, with the minor difference being we’re talking about the wang and not (I’m so tempted to say “the Chung” here, but realize it makes no sense) the ovaries. Close enough. View the article HERE, and ask yourself this: what are the chances for a guy whose severed penis has been retrieved from sewage and later reattached… to get a blowjob without paying? I’m willing to guess it’s gonna be a cardboard box fitted with a warmed-up slab of raw liver for this guy for a while.
