http://dankpelt.com Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:58:51 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en He did whaaaaat? Happy belated President’s Day, beautiful babies and gentlemen. I have some festive words for you to ponder: We hold these truths to be self-evident! When Thomas Jefferson committed these eight words to paper* (Parchment? Stone?) in 1776, who is to say what he intended them to mean? Historians? ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=105 This is the last thing I'll ever write as a 30 year-old. And it's going to be about a guy that looks like this: Hey man, what's your name again? Mr. CooL ICE. I think the capped L at the end of CooL is somehow necessary, like he would have had to ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=104 For the record, the correct answer to this question is only 6 words long: "Because those people are fucking stupid." Was that Slater holding the microphone? http://dankpelt.com/?p=103 http://dankpelt.com/?p=102 I dunno. Made me laugh when I found it. ***EDIT - I like Drama Prairie Dog too.*** ***DOUBLE EDIT! I found a Drama Cat with no shitty promo for Loose Change. You can thank teh Wez. ***TRIPLE EDIT! Greg Giraldo had to go first in a recent Comedy Central roast on Flava Flav, ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=101 Just today, someone from Laredo, Texas found my website because of Google. They found me because they were conducting a search for "smelly pubes." A while back, someone from Brooklyn, New York found me because they were Googling "cannot find tampon in vigina." (sic) That's the power of the internet! Right ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=99 I had plans for a post about a bunch of random shit I've photographed lately, but then I discovered how cool Gallery was, and expended my writing steam coming up with summaries and captions for the junk I uploaded. (Including the goddamned Ingham County Fair, so a certain birthday girl ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=98 A few days ago, I stopped at the Quality Dairy on the corner to get gas. Fun story, right? Wait - there's more! You impatient fuckers. I go to the Quality Dairy to get gasoline because it's close to my abode, and if I want some... dairy... I can get ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=97 Thank you, Louis CK. http://dankpelt.com/?p=96 Sometimes I think Billy might be able to be turned into something that would help me hunt large game for sport. And then I realize he's just a kinda fat layabout, living high on the hog on my carpet. Sometimes he snores when he sleeps. I saw the goddamned Transformers tonight, ... http://dankpelt.com/?p=95