Well, here I am at a new domain with a new unicorn-mug inspired look, and I’m trying to think of a way to fill all the holes in your entertainment orifices - a way that will leave you exhausted, yet begging for more. As I sucked and fondled the idea with my brain, it came to me! I have to go with a perennial favorite of mine, and of the eight people that used to read my site. What does this mean, zero readers? It means that… sneaking up like a ninja-riffic Japanese train groper, touching you where you secretly want to be touched - comes a fresh installment of my public service column, Ask The Experts! (read more…)

Ok, eight readers - it’s time for another installment of… Ask the Experts! For those of you who are not familiar with the general concept of Ask the Experts!, you may want to look HERE, or simply allow me to break it down one time like you know I can: (read more…)

Another thing that I came across while on the Great Tussin Hunt was a nice website developed by the Planned Parenthood® Federation of America called teenwire.com. I promptly wiped it off and realized that there was something here for me to do - finally! As I pulled the curtains back to deeper layers of the website, I found the little man in the canoe - a section dubbed, rather appropriately, Ask The Experts. Ask The Experts allows teens to write in with questions that plague and perplex their teen brains, all of which relate to the sweaty horizontal hop and its many twisted, deviant offshoots. I decided that it might be fun to try something new, so I now present a sampling of questions posed to the Experts from Ask the Experts by actual teens… answered by me. Instead of the Experts. Here we go… (read more…)