Dare to Dream
Sometimes people can be lazy. I’m certainly not excluded from that statement, and here’s my basis for saying so: on occasion, I have things to say, but actually sitting down and typing what I have kicking around in this little peanut I call a brain seems like waaaaaay too much work. It bothered me, not having any alternative to using my hands to document what I was thinking would be something worth documenting. Then I recalled a feature that was imbedded into the more recent releases of Microsoft Office - a dictation feature! This was my light at the end of the tunnel, my blowjob after the massage, my salvation from the endless toil of hammering away on those oh-so-hard-to-push keys of the goddamned keyboard. I had warm, fuzzy visions of becoming not unlike Jabba the Hutt; lying corpulently on some throne, slowly dictating profound words through shallow breaths, and only pausing to drink a beer or to have a chocolate/chocolate chip muffin. (read more…)
