February 17, 2009

Look What the Taco Cat Dragged In -OR- Fuck Monkeys


He did whaaaaat?

Happy belated President’s Day, beautiful babies and gentlemen. I have some festive words for you to ponder: We hold these truths to be self-evident! When Thomas Jefferson committed these eight words to paper* (Parchment? Stone?) in 1776, who is to say what he intended them to mean? Historians? People that read books? Not being a “historian” or a “person that paid attention in school” myself, I don’t know. I speculate it was something about how rad it was to wear a wig, or how dead-sexy a good pair of knickerbockers and a puffy pirate shirt looked together. If I were to take those words under my wing and explain to you what they mean to me, what “truths” would I hold to be “self-evident?” They are as follows:
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Filed under: Videos, The Business of Life, Weirdness — by dank @ 8:27 pm

August 30, 2007

Help The Iraq.

For the record, the correct answer to this question is only 6 words long:

Because those people are fucking stupid.

Was that Slater holding the microphone?

Filed under: Videos — by dank @ 6:54 pm

August 23, 2007

While I Was Busy Not Writing, Someone Learned How To Do This

Filed under: Videos, Bullshit Filler — by dank @ 12:33 am

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