Three Years Later, I Still Weep When I See It
Push aside that heaping basket of Freedom Fries, and listen to what I have to say, fellow Americans. First of all, cut down on the Freedom Fries, your ass looks like you have a garbage bag filled with pebbles stuffed in the back of your jeans. In addition to that, eating all that greasy food will make you shit something out later that looks like a wet monkey. At any rate, what I have to say is this: girls don’t fart. As soon as I hear they do, then it means the terrorists have won. (read more…)
